My favorite ladies. 💗
hi. shelby. 20. florida. taken. im just a boob jiggling on the chest of life.
get to know me - strike up a conversation, say hi, ask me stuff. i have a very friendly ask box
What will become of my dear friend? Where will his actions leaves us then? Although I’d like to join the crowd, in their enthusiastic cloud, try as I may, it doesn’t last. And will we ever end up together? No I think not, it’s never to become, for I am not the one.
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*
pete wentz + self-referential tshirts